Publisher's Synopsis
Top ten reasons to buy this book. Candy Crush and Buzz Feed are rotting your mind. You are an idiot who keeps doing the same thing every day with no improved results. It's fun, easy, and pretty cheap. Your relationships suck. You make promises and have no ability to keep them. There is nothing else you have to buy. You look into the mirror every day and are just amazed this is all really happening. If you feel like you have no good reason for being here. You don't trust that your life can be wonderful. And... You are holding what you have been looking for.