Publisher's Synopsis
This is a collection of stories about sex and sexual desire. It is not intended for anyone under the age of eighteen and some stories are going to piss you off. Don't get it twisted, this is not a tell-all book chronicling my personal sex life. This also does not depict any personal fantasies, I'm good, thanx! I'm not saying life is perfect, I'm just trying to not raise assholes. Some chapters are my embellishment on a collection of real scenarios that were shared with me in some way. Some chapters are just my fucked-up minds' imagination and crazy thoughts. All characters in this book are fictitious, and any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental.When my eldest son was young, he thought he misspoke when he said, "Mom, did you know we are made out of tiny orgasms?" We busted out laughing, knowing he meant to say organisms. It was hilarious! We still laugh about it. I told him that he wasn't exactly wrong it just wasn't the context that he had meant. Having sex IS what makes us, literally. That wording helped me spark the idea of this crazy book. I wanted to show the innocence, the passion, and the rawness of sex. Each chapter has a different viewpoint. No characters are the same and the stories all hold a different purpose. My theory is to complete two more books with the same concept. So, if this becomes a ridiculously brilliant hit, it would come to an end at a total of sixty-nine chapters.In today's sexualized world, I wanted to write about all of the different emotions involved in the act. There are endless ways and viewpoints on what can be good, on what can be naughty and on what can be bad. I don't condone any ill will on any person. I know and stand by the fact that adults should have consensual relationships. I also believe that everyone is entitled to their own lifestyle without judgement as long as it is based on love and humane kindness. My intention is to spark the world's realization of what is possible. It's like what my mom always asks me, "What the fuck is wrong with you?!"We are created by the act of sex. We desire the touch of others, it's natural. Our parts that spark that desire are just like any other part of our body and we must take care of them too. We should fill our needs appropriately. This is just a fucked-up plan that I had years ago and I thought that people may be intrigued enough to dive in. I am not claiming to be an expert of any sort.Maybe this isn't your cup of tea, I prefer coffee anyway. Maybe it's going a little too far, maybe it's not that great nor worth the time. I could just be a weirdo and this is my way to silence my own demons. Maybe I am just using this as a tool to essentially fuck the world. Maybe I just made a pinkie promise to try and take over the world and I am hoping this is fire enough to fuel that adventure. I invite you to take many journeys through these garbage pages. Clearly, it's just trash! Consider that your warning.
