Publisher's Synopsis
This Inspired Book presents a Reasonable Solution for the Gridlock in Washington, D.C., which is the District of High-ranking Political Criminals, who deny practically every Truth within this Enlightening Book, which Proposes the Establishment of a New RIGHTEOUS One-World GovernMINT, which Mints and Prints the necessary New Money - NOT to give it away to Ignorant Fools, nor to put it into the hands of Untrustworthy Banksters; but, in order to HIRE whomever is Willing and Able to Learn and Work, in order to help build Beautiful Planned City States, which will Solve more than 5,000 Problems, just by their Designs, alone! For Example, they have no need for Cars, Vans, Buses, Trucks, Tractors, Lawnmowers, Weed-eaters, Snow Blowers, Motorcycles, nor any other Noisy Stinking Polluting ABOMINATIONS, which all Righteous People HATE: because they have Love and Respect for our Good Earth, which used to have a Billion-year Supply of Fuels to use Wisely by Humanity, which has now been reduced to a 100-year Supply! Therefore, it is High Time for Wise People to WAKE UP, and Exercise their DUMBmocracy, and Elect a RIGHTEOUS KING to take Charge of this World of Wonders, and use that remaining Fuel to build: "GLORIOUS Swanky Hotels Castles and Fortresses!" (Beautiful Planned City States for WISE Intelligent Well-Educated People with Common Sense and Good Understanding!) Yes, it is High Time that we come to Realize the AWFUL Situation that we have gotten ourselves into, which is very likely going to End with a Great Atomic Nightmare, if we do not Establish a New RIGHTEOUS One-World GovernMINT, which has an Unlimited Amount of New Money, which must be Earned by Honest Labor, without any Loans, without any Interest, and without any Taxes. Moreover, Master Twain explains HOW to do all of that within this Special Book, which should be Published to all Peoples in all Languages, Worldwide. However, if you Disagree with his Master Plan, we would like to Hear from you: because Amazon offers a ONE-MILLION-DOLLAR REWARD to anyone who can Prove Master Twain's Master Plan to be Unworkable, or even Unreasonable. Indeed, his Plan calls for 100% Employment, Worldwide, and forevermore with Good Swanky Wages! Furthermore, he Challenges anyone in the World to present a Better Master Plan: because his Plan is a Revelation from GOD, who is the Highest Source of Learning and Enlightenment. However, it is Understood that X-amount of Ignorant People will Mock Master Twain's Master Plan, and unto their own Great Shame: beCause of their Unbelief, Rebellion, Selfishness, Lusts, and GREED! Yes, that is mainly what is WRong in Washington, which is Controlled by Rich People, who Belong to the Military Industrial Congressional Bankers' Complex, which is Governed by the Synagogue of SATAN! Otherwise, the vast Majority of People would be Happy to Elect a Righteous King to Govern them, and Stop Playing Political Games. Yes, Master Twain only asks for a Fair Hearing, and could care less WHO that Righteous King IS, just as long as he has the most Reasonable Solutions for our Massive Problems, which can be Proven at: "The Great Worldwide Televised Court Hearing!" So, are you Brave enough to Think OUTSIDE of the Prison Box that you were Born into? Are you Willing to GIVE UP your Stinking Noisy Polluting Car, in order to Live within a Swanky PALACE? If so, this is the Best Book for you to Study, Carefully; but, if not so, you should get yourself Prepared for the Great Atomic NIGHTMARE, which is your Just Reward for Rejecting Truths without a Just Cause, O Lady Doubtfulness. Yes, Double Shame shall be on YOUR Head for Rejecting the Provable Truths within this Inspired Book, O Irreverent LOUDMOUTH Sloghtgut Windbag Hole-in-thy-Head! Shame on you! But, Triple Shame on the Head of that Great False Anti-Christ Federal Cover-up Lying Government in Washington, which knows for a Fact that Master Twain is Correct about all such Subjects.
