Publisher's Synopsis
The fetching, feel-good story of the year, novelist Tad Wheeler does something unexpected in Fart, Excuse Me and Hero, a truly uplifting adventure filled with compassion and outrageous fun. From the mind that came up with How to Barbecue a CEO and Don't Do That to a Woman, come forty-eight chapters that will knock your socks off. A double feature in more ways than one, this book includes two novellas, "Hero Saves the President" and "Excuse Me Charges the Enemy," and introduces Fart and his twin sister Excuse Me. In the first narrative, the Snot's family cat, who has the power to heal, is put to the test to cure a mobster's mother from certain death as well as saving the president's life. In the second even taller tale, Fart and Excuse Me's family has relocated to a haunted house where the dynamic duo wade the waste of an abandoned mine, fall victims to a massive explosion and share the gold with the skeletons in the dead room.
