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Five Authors
- Chloe is in tears, because Klive Kent was nasty to her; she waits for some wonderful man to take her away from all this, or is that:
- Lucy is in tears, because Klive Kent was nasty to her; she knows perfectly well who the wonderful woman she wants to take her away from all this is, but:
- A nameless man believes he is the person writing this down, but he also thinks he is a newt, so perhaps his opinions don't count for much,
- And don't forget Fiona, Lucy's eternal beloved, who just wants to do something kinky now and then. And finally:
- Who wrote the three thousand word disquisition on surgical J-pop?