Publisher's Synopsis
Four comedy plays by award-winning playwright Sean Abley: ATTACK OF THE KILLER Bs - While visiting their mother's grave in the cemetery, Glen and Barbara are attacked by the dead risen from the grave to feast upon the living. Glen is killed, but that doesn't stop him from coming back as a zombie to rescue his sister and flee Night of the Living Dead come to life. From Reefer Madness to Glen or Glenda, from Friday the 13th to Nightmare on Elm Street, from Attack of the 50 Foot Woman to Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Barbara and Glen battle their way from one B-movie menace to the next. Will they survive? BITCHES - Bitches is a unique comedy in that all the roles are women ... all played by men As she enters her senior year, Sindee Sandstone rules Susan B. Anthony High School. So when newcomer Angelatina Vindechi takes her place on the cheerleading squad, relegating the queen bee to dreaded "alternate" status, Sindee vows revenge. Driven by her overbearing mother, Charlene, Sindee coerces her fellow cheerleader Carmelle into killing Angelatina. Local talk show host, Paula DeMarcato, catches wind of the scandal and descends upon Tubbville to cover the story with tragic (and by tragic, we mean hilarious) results. CAMP KILLSPREE - 1970: Deep in the forest at the Hard Log Men's Resort a terrible murder takes place: The resort's owner catches his lover in the arms of another man and cuts them to bits with a chainsaw. 1984: Twenty years later (you're right, it doesn't add up), Hard Log has been renovated into Camp Community, a summer camp for gay teenagers. As soon as the group of hot male counselors arrive to open the camp, the clothes come off, the sex and pot smoking begin... and so do the murders by a mysterious masked killer. Sexy and hilarious, CAMP KILLSPREE is the perfect late-night gay horror sex comedy for ballsy queer theater companies. L.A. TOOL & DIE: LIVE! - A classic, pre-condom, gay adult film...live on stage! Follow Hank, the masculine working man, and Wiley, the shy (but masculine) cowboy as they make their way across the Heartland to Los Angeles. Along the way they meet many hot, handsome and (dare we say it?) masculine men, whose clothes seem to fly off at the drop of a hat. This ain't your father's late night comedy show! Based on Joe Gage's classic gay adult film of the same name, L.A. Tool & Die: Live! contains nudity, sex, and laughs in equal measure. This ain't your father's late night comedy show!
