Publisher's Synopsis
THE PERFECT GIFT of funny new made-up words and expressions for any situation!
Are you ready for laugh-out-loud wordplay stories that are surprisingly great for improving your social skills? You'll discover new words for sex and relationships, words for social media, adhd words, words for food, words for networking and crazy workplaces-- even words for farting and pooping....
Grantasms are the funny, fascinating story creations of that "social wordsmith," Grant Crowell. They originated from his need to cope with awkward moments, incidents, and situations that stemmed from his Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD).
This remarkable book will transform your...
- Frustrations into laughter
- Distractions into directions
- Boredom into a brain game
- Icebreakers into warm human relations
- Negative feelings into creative empathy
- Awkwardness into supercool-ness!
You'll laugh and learn...
- When someone makes a social faux pas online and laugh at that "digital douche."
- How an old boy-toy becomes a "male snail."
- The difference between "messytasking" and "multicrashing"
- Avoiding showing up at a job interview with your "resumes"
- Why someone who screws you over is a "relations**t"
- Why someone you've always liked is an "endorfriend"...
So go ahead: start reading, learning, laughing, and making up your own "Grantasms." You can even name yours after yourself. Grant says it's okay, and you really don't need anyone's permission.
GET THIS BOOK NOW AND START YOUR WORD FUNGASMS TODAY!
