Publisher's Synopsis
A brand new, very silly collection of hilariously funny verse, from the well-known and ridiculous to the new and very very stupid. There are short poems, long poems, naughty limericks, rude limericks. Verse about teachers, poems about cows, rhymes about dinosaurs and there might even be one about you. Illustrated throughout with loony cartoons.
There's something alive in my trainers,
It lives at the toe-end
My Mum says it's disgusting
But it cheers me up no end!
Down the stream the swans all glide,
It's quite the cheapest way to ride
Their legs get wet.
Their tummies wetter.
I think after all
The bus is better
