Publisher's Synopsis
Mein Trumpet - Volume 1 is a compilation of the somewhat controversial advice from Brigadier Coleman Straightjacket-Trumpet III, Lead Agony Aunt for the Whippet Digest. Relying heavily on his learnings at Twittenhouse Finishing School for Boys and experiences from an extensive military career, Coleman offers his perspective on a variety of topics including terrorism, democracy, transgender toilets, gun control, politicians, fox hunting, corruption, global warming, banking, infant feeding, drugs, immigration, healthcare, corporal punishment and many more.
