Publisher's Synopsis
Cardinal Carl Beaumont, Grand Inquisitor of the Satanic Church, would come to regret answering a summons from the Pope, as he was set upon a quest to save his world from the impending doom spoken of in a Prophesy written two millennia hence. He would need to acquire a rather...colorful group of misfits, procure a gun capable of killing a god, collect divine blood money to pay off a debt, travel through time to get the blessing of a dead god, and do it all before December 21st, 2012, a scant six months away. It would be difficult enough without having to deal with the myriad demons of the Abyss hounding them every step of the way, having to deal with a Demon Prince with a mad-on for the grizzled old half-orc, or the temple full of Nazi Zombies between him and his prize. All while feeling like he's running a day care center as the misfits he's in charge of bicker like children. Can you blame the poor guy for being a chain-smoking alcoholic with rage issues?
