Publisher's Synopsis
My life is the pits! Why? Because my parents, who used to be perfectly normal, have flipped and moved us all to the country. A seriously bad move! We live in a humpy, that's just another word for a tin shed. We have no hot water, no privacy, a crazy wood-burning stove that eats whole trees and then belches smoke all over us, and last, but definitely not least, we have no toilet! Yes, you heard that correctly- NO TOILET!! Maybe I could even force myself to deal with that if it wasn't for the new school, "Spew High". It's bad enough that I have no friends, but now the class bully is making my life hell. Even the school bus is a nightmare! Believe me, the noodles on our ceiling are the least of my problems. Somehow I just have to get our parents to take us back to civilization! But how
