Publisher's Synopsis
The introductory novella to the "Bad Apples" series of humorous, contemporary crime fiction novels. Professional thief Jack Apple is fresh out of prison and planning one last heist before retiring from crime for good. When he finds $150,000 cash in a bag by the side of the road, Jack thinks his run of bad luck has finally changed. But that's before Jack loses the $150,000 to a lonely old man named Donald who lives inside a high-walled, ramshackle fortress guarded by Butch, his dedicated English bulldog. Turns out, Jack's luck hasn't changed much at all. To get the money back, Jack must battle Donald, his home, and the smartest, craftiest English Bulldog on the planet. He also needs to avoid law enforcement, who are canvassing the area looking for the same $150,000, and who will send him right back to prison if they find him.
