Publisher's Synopsis
'Your arse is so tight, you fart and only dogs can hear it.'
From J-Lo to Kylie, the arse is now subject to scrutiny as never before. This mini book includes celebrity arses, bum chat-up lines, a history of great and worthy arses, the best bum jokes ever and much much more.
(_!_) a regular arse
(__!__) a fat arse
(!) a tight arse
(_x_) kiss my arse