Publisher's Synopsis
Gresham and Eupheme, half-sisters, have spent their lives fighting, so when the train breaks down it's inevitable they'll have an argument over the man they see videoing trains on the station platform. Eupheme believes it's possible to change sad anoraks like him into useful members of society; Gresham says he's that way for good. So they make a wager: Eupheme will turn this naff computer nerd into a suave, fashionable, interesting, attractive, contemporary man. A man even Gresham could fancy.
