Publisher's Synopsis
ATTENTION TWILIGHT FANS!!! It's time there was a good Twilight movie parody!
(and by good, I mean one that's SUPER FUNNY without being dirty)
Is there BLOOD? YES!!
Is there BASEBALL? OF COURSE!!
Are there bad puns of movie lines? TOO MANY TO COUNT!! Tedwin and his adopted siblings (Dimmitt, Rose, Alith and Jackson) live in the town of Ports, Oregon, running their gelato franchise "Cold Skin Creamery" and living under Witness Protection. Tedwin is glad that he and his parents, Carlo and Escusme, escaped from their previous life. The entire family live a frigitarian lifestyle, which means they only eat cold things, nothing that has been cooked or heated, making them different from other Italian families. Everything is going great until a new girl Ella arrives in town, who eats so much pizza that it runs through her veins! Alith assures Tedwin that she sees he and Ella together in the future, but he doesn't know if he can have a friendship - or any kind of relationship - with a girl who smells like forbidden food. Jason, Ella's childhood best friend cares about Ella too, much to Tedwin's chagrin. Jason turns into an animal too...but not the one you think! He tries to convince Ella that eating too much junk food is bad for her, but she is confident that she can scarf whatever she wants. Something she eats in Baking Dough Part 2, however, will change the lives of herself and everyone she cares about!
- What makes Tedwin's throat burn like a white-hot, branding iron?
- Who had a human snack out in the woods?
- What does Jason beg Ella not to do?
- What is the terrible fate of Mr. Fluffkins the chinchilla?
- What does Ella find out she was born to be?
The answers to these burning questions is what you will have to read to find out! If you enjoy comedies like The Office, Parks & Recreation, Encino Man, Home Alone, The Princess Bride, The Wedding Singer or Monty Python, then this Twilight movie parody is a MUST READ!!!
