Publisher's Synopsis
The kaw-kaw hits the proverbial fan when the world economy plummets leaving Ole Saint Nick despondent and desperate to salvage operations at the North Pole. The world's most generous Saint must now think outside the box and create a new method of distribution after laying off elves and reindeer in a feeble attempt to save Christmas. This short story by Phil Sanderson contains suggestive themes, though all cussing has been removed from the Off-Color edition to keep it somewhat safe for immature readers.
