Publisher's Synopsis
Seventeen-year-old Frank Grimaldi wants one thing more than anything else--to have sex before he graduates. Too bad his crazy parents, insane teachers, the Catholic Church, and the Mafia are all standing in the way.
ImagineCatch-22'sCaptain Yossarian in high school. ImaginePrepwritten by a guy. Imagine the heroes ofSuperbadas seniors at St. Anselm's Preparatory School for Boys. Imagine the narrator of Philip Roth'sGoodbye, Columbusas a Catholic. Imagine J.P. Donleavy'sThe Beastly Beatitudes of Balthazar Bset in New Jersey in 1970. Imagine THE TEMPTATIONS OF ST. FRANK, a Catholic school coming-of-age novel.
