Publisher's Synopsis
It is so boring.I have to visit my Father in London.Since my Mom walked away it's been complicated.
I travel back so often I am getting confused.Soon I will have to fly back to New York.What a yawn I tell you it's so predictable.
There is an advantage for me.My Mom and Dad are fighting for my affection.So they keep giving me stuff.
I basically have everything I could basically need.Except a normal family.Right now it's really messed up.
My Mom couldn't take off so I am headed to JFK in an Uber.Oh yeah it's all so predictable.Soon I will be on a British Airways flight.
England is not so bad.But I would rather be home with my friends.
Chapter 1
The ride was not that bad.I have just left security and I am heading to the gate.I can't tell you how many times I have done this.
Like I said all of this stuff is such a yawn.Well at least my Dad will try to bribe me.I wonder what he is gonna give me this time.
