Publisher's Synopsis
Enron. WorldCom. Tyco. For many, these names represent the true Axis of Evil'. Now, Andy Borowitz offers a side-splitting send-up of the US's CEO crimewave, written in the form of a classic self-help book for the convicted corporate climber. Many books offer advice for the CEO who aims to survive the cutthroat competition of the corporate jungle, but not a never once assists those same CEO jailbirds when the law catches up with them. This book reassures them that prison is not a setback - it's a career move, with helpful flow charts, diet tips and golf pointers.'