You're a Vampire

You're a Vampire That Sucks! : A Survival Guide

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Publisher's Synopsis

Being bitten by and turned into a vampire isn't the glitz and glamour that Hollywood makes it out to be. In fact, one out of five newly turned vampires will succumb to a slew of easily avoidable and common pitfalls within their first few months as a nightwalker - tempting garlic-laced Italian food, silver jewellry and anything with an SPF below 1,000 will have to go. As an answer to this tragic loss of undead life, "Count" Domenick Dicce has written the definitive how-to guide that just might save your pale, ice-cold skin. This helpful tome will cover everything from Vampire 101 - such as hunting, feeding and getting used to your new powers - to Vampire Graduate Studies - such as coffin selection, the ghoulish world of vampiric social hierarchy and the universal Laws of the Vampire. This humorous and giftable guide will be perfect for you or the vampire nut in your life, complete with illustrations throughout. There's nothing worse than getting laughed out of the room at a vampire party after saying a clichéd "I vant to suck your blahd!" - this stylish and fun guide for the newly undead will ensure that this never happens to you!

Book information

ISBN: 9780399175886
Publisher: PENGUIN RANDOM HOUSE LLC acc 38015600 (SEAFREIGHT) VIA MAGNUM
Imprint: Tarcher
Pub date:
DEWEY: 398.45
DEWEY edition: 23
Language: English
Number of pages: 160
Weight: 91g
Height: 203mm
Width: 114mm
Spine width: 10mm